Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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