The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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