yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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