Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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