So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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