: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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