just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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