none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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