We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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