You're so nebulous sometimes
You can't special order awesome
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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