Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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