Sponge bath it is.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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