Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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