We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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