sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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