I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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