How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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