either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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