Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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