Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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