were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
