girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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