we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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