listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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