She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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