You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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