And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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