that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Pooping to opera.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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