awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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