Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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