I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
