don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You need a sexual gate keeper
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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