I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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