Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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