I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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