I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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