He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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