is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
