I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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