porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize