Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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