And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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