I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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