do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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