are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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