4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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