just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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