guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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