worst night to have a conscience
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just forgot I was standing up.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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