How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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