Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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