Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Randomize
