I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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