I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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