I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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