What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My liver just had a heart attack.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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