some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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