I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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